Sunday, April 13, 2008

Here you have it!!!

So my wife told me like two months ago that I have to fill this thing out about her and put it on our blog.... to tell you the truth I hate these things so if anyone wants to consider "tagging" me in the future...just consider how you will fill when you can't drive to work on slashed tires. Just sayin'. Here Goes...




What is her name?
Alanna "I rub your back for money" Francom

How long did you date?
In my fantasies or for real?....well I think it was couple months or so.

How old is he?
14...(shhhh don't tell the police)

Who eats more sweets?
I will think about that while I take my insulin shot

Who said I love you first?
For real... she did. I loved her from the moment I saw her, but when she said it we were only dating for a little bit so I gave her an awkward...."um, yeah, I love you too. Boy look at the time I better get going."

Who is taller?
Me.... 6'6'' What?

Who can sing better?
She's getting there.

Who is smarter?
Just a minute, I need to get my wife so she can read this one to me.

Who does the laundry?
I will definitely help, but there is something about folding other peoples underwear that I just can't do. (yes, I know she is my wife)

Who pays the bills?
Nobody really, I wonder if that is why they keep calling.

Who mows the lawn?
Some guy named Juan. Nice guy, I try to stay on his good side because he runs the clubhouse of our condos and he has the number to the tow guy.

Who drives?
When it comes to my heart....she does. (aaaahhhhh how sweet)

Who is more stubborn?
Definitely not me.

Who kissed who first?
Of course I made the move...what do you think I am?

Who asked who out first?
I did...and of course she couldn't resist.

Who proposed?
Me...should have done it differently...luckily I will have another...oh wait, no I won't. BLAST!

Who has more siblings?
She is part of the Polatoes colony of 7 children....sheesh. What ? Are you Mormon or something?

Who wears the pants?
That reminds me, I should probably go put some on.

4 comments:

Lauren said...

Kurt... your so FUNNY! I forget how funny you are since i only see you like at weddings and such.. since mine will be the last one.. we'll have to make something work out!

The Cullimore's said...

I wanted to alert you to a typo I found on your blog...you said you were 6'6" ... I am just sayin' most people who read this have probably met you before. I know you ball like you are 6'6"...but I thought you were working on that whole honest thing!

Brooke said...

found your blog through Lauren! Thanks for the chuckles!

Anonymous said...

hilarious!!!